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[Photo via] You might want to maintain a 3-mile-radius buffer today between yourself and any junior high, anywhere, as an array of photos surface capturing Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's grope/makeout marathon currently underway in Maui. I'd imagine shrieking, hormone-fueled shitquakes, not unlike that scene in Mean Girls when Regina George spreads xerox copies of pages from the the Burn Book sets off an explosion of vicious catfights, erupting in middle schools nationwide. It's got to be ugly. More»
Upon first seeing this photo, confusion and so many questions flooded my tired, tired brain that will not rest until it understands the "why's" to everything. But before I could get to finding answers, I had to wipe the mist from my eyes and pick myself up off of the office floor where I had keeled over laughing because this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen all week:

Adrian Grenier, Richard Branson
Excuse me, but why is Sir Richard Branson wearing a boxer Halloween costume on a red carpet rolled out on a tarmac? Does that robe seriously say "Bruiser Branson"? (Yep.) Why is he socking Adrian Grenier in the face? Is Branson attempting to set new world records in douche by socking douches in the face as they deplane? And why is Grenier in that suit?! Does he work at WME now?? The answer: Virgin America, now servicing O'Hare International Airport with flights to L.A. and San Fran. More»
What's the best way to get people interested in a bottomed-out acting career? You could study with masters of your craft, do some cerebral theater roles and- haha, just kidding! This is L.A. If you want attention, drunk-drive into multiple parked cars, flee the scene, get arrested, and then kick the cops and escape from the police station! That's what Estella Warren, "star" of yesteryear megahits got up to last night. More»
Somebody should probably check Hulk Hogan's apartment, because if he's still alive, he may have just won the King Of The Ring by default. I hope you didn't have to hear it from me, but Macho Man Randy Savage died earlier today, reportedly suffering a heart attack while driving in Florida. More»
This just in: apparently hating Jews and verbally abusing your estranged wife are not aerobic activities! I know this because Mel Gibson magically appeared on a hotel balcony in Cannes yesterday (his new film The Beaver is playing at the Film Festival), and like all magical visions, us non-believers may simply not have been ready for his full radiance. And yes, those pants are open for business. More»
In an interview published on his website (since removed) in 2000, Arnold Schwarzenegger described the key to a successful marriage as follows:
"If you have the ultimate love for your wife and she has it for you, I think you have a great head start...you go through your ups and downs but you work through it."
Well, I'm guessing a secret love child that you hid from your legitimate family for over a decade qualifies as a "down," no? More»
There was a lot to take in at The Big Penis Book 3D Launch Party (pun marginally intended). And between the pop-out dongs, the nipple rings, and the presence of The Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy, it would have been easy to overlook the label on the bottle of dark rum that Ron and his pals were lugging around. Thank God we looked a little closer... More»

Heidi Klum, Seal
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There ain't nothin' wrong with being an Anglophile. Just ask Heidi Klum. In honor of BritWeek, some famous faces stepped out to celebrate the contributions of fellow Angelenos who hail from the U.K. at the "Rankin's Rubbish" opening reception last week where we learned Heidi has a real soft spot for Brits. ...And mononymously named individuals. More»
Don't even get me started on Ron Artest's suspension from tonight's game against the Mavericks. Let's just not even talk about how he benched himself for a critical playoff game because he decided to bust THIS MANEUVER that earned him a flagrant foul. Bless his heart, but I never know what I'm going to get with that guy. Like, are we going to play basketball like a well-paid professional, talk about how our therapist gave us a pre-game pep talk and hit game-saving threes on the buzzer, or are we going to dance around like we forgot which team we're playing for and blatantly clothesline players in the face? More»
Can you guess who this adorable celebrity couple getting a little frisky courtside at a Lakers game is? These two have a history and have been running in the same tight crew of guys (who also frequent Lakers games on the floor) for years. Find out who the lovebirds in this bromantic moment are and see the other famous guys who've had date night at this popular spot in our History of Celebrity Bromance At Lakers Games! More»

Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly May 2, 2011 [via]
That aggressive moose knuckle (male camel toe, dur) in the photo above that John C. Reilly was sporting courtside wasn't nearly as hard to watch as the fourth quarter of the Lakers' tragic loss to the Mavericks last night in the Western Conference semifinals series opener. Alas, win or lose, Lakers games are always breeding grounds for budding celebrity bromances. Last night, Reilly and Will Ferrell proclaimed their bro-ffection for one another for all the world to see with this passionate embrace, and their's is just one of many a famous bromance that has burgeoned alongside the Lakers' home court. From Bieber to Jacko, courtside bromance knows no limits. It sees no color, age or receding hairline. Let's take a look at the some of the passion-filled celebrity bromances we've watched blossom at Lakers games through the years... More»