You could get pregnant two months from now, have the baby, and then it would be Coachella 2013. Just to put it in perspective, that's how much your life could change between now and then. But I guess being one of those Coachella baby people next year is just not a concern to those who purchased tickets yesterday when the presale began and sold out in a matter of hours. The craziest part is, I'm not even a little bit surprised. More»

Well, I guess we shouldn't be surprised by this, given Goldenvoice's clear intent to make Coachella 2013 a topic of discussion every week between now and next April, but I guess this is still a big deal: it appears that we already have the lineup for next year's Coachella. Sure, I can see how you might be skeptical, given that it comes to us via noted less-than-serious website Funny or Die, but take a moment to read it over after the jump. If you've ever been to Coachella (or even just heard your friends' endless Coachella stories), I think you'll agree it's just too accurate to be a forgery. More»

Despite the fact that a good many out there are still paying off the costs to both their bank account and brain cell count of attending Coachella this year, we learned Monday that Goldenvoice very simply does not care. It hasn't even been a full month since this year's two-week desert music fest, but the unbelievably premature presale for Coachella 2013 tickets begins this morning. And as your faithful source for all things Coachella, we have the details on what you need to know about purchasing Advance Sale tickets to the festival that doesn't even have a lineup when they go on sale in about 30 minutes. More»

THIS JUST IN... as promised, Coachella made the big mystery announcement they teased on Friday with an intentionally vague Tweet and Instagram prompting us all to wait with baited breath for some big news at 10am PST Monday morning. And, as we surmised, the big announcement revealed the Coachella 2013 dates (held over two weekends), and that ticket presale, or "Advance Sale" in their words, will begin this week. Keep reading for all the details and what all of this ridiculously premature information (dude, seriously, Coachella 2012 ended literally three weeks ago...) means for you. More»

Goldenvoice is really not giving us the time and space we all need to collect ourselves and recover in between Coachellas. Although it's only been three weeks since this year's two-weekend installment of the annual festival, it appears they want us to start thinking about next year's by way of a cryptic message they sent out into the universe a couple of hours ago. In keeping with their mysterious, vague and intentionally withholding fashion of dispensing information, the official Coachella Twitter account tweeted the following message with along with this Instagram: More»

You didn't think we were going to let the absolute pinnacle of mank bro season go without an in-depth look at the many proudly on display at Coachella, did you? No darling, we're diving head first into the special time of year in a world where men, typically of the bro variety, not only find tank tops in public to be acceptable wardrobe staples, but actually prefer this look for reasons that escape us. And this year we got a double dose of bro mankage all over the Coachella Valley with two weekends of the music fest. So get comfortable, break out the Bud Light Platinum and cue the Asher Roth album as we take you on this exciting journey through the bounty of man pits and shoulders across Brochella 2012, kicking off what is sure to be a fruitful mank bro season. More»

We're back with more Coachella coverage because we had so much fun this year and still have lots of cool photos to share. Whatever, deal with it. This year's pilgrimage spanning two weekends with identical lineups brought new meaning to the expression "different, but the same," with Weekend 1 so cold and rainy I had to buy kids jeggings at Wal-Mart to stay warm, and the majority of Weekend 2 as the mother of scorchers hovering somewhere north of 100º almost the entire time. Come with us as we show you everything from the pool parties, people (pretty, not pretty and just plain weird), performers and crowds in this visual journey through Coachella 2012, Weekend 2. More»

GofG L.A.'s favorite brash, hell-raising infant was back in full effect for Weekend 1 of Coachella. Much like his coverage of Sundance, Party Baby staked out this action-packed weekend and all of its wonders, from the festival to the parties and beyond, documenting his debaucherous journey throughout his very first Coachella experience. Living up to his reputation for being an absolute monster, Party Baby took this assignment on like a true beast without a care in the world. So here, in his own words, is an inside look at how Party Baby went totally H.A.M. all over Coachella 2012. More»

In case you don't have time in the day to read US Magazine (what are you, employed?), you might not realize that stars are just like us, but they are! They go grocery shopping, most of them know how to read, and they even round up their friends to hit up Coachella, as we know from our Weekend 1 Celebrity Sightings. And it didn't stop for Weekend 2, as Hollywood stars faced down the triple-digit desert heat and turned out in droves. More»

Coachella has come and gone (*single tear falls from corner of eye*), and while the main purpose of the festival is to get a little wasted and watch your favorite bands in the desert heat, the event has turned into more of a fashion show over the years. From pops of color to magnificent prints, take a gander at some of our favorite looks from the two weekends of Coachella 2012.

Go HERE and HERE for more photos from Desiree Ann and Diana Zuluaga and tag yourself and your friends!

How does one say goodbye to Coachella? Especially this year, with two consecutive weeks of desert rock-outs, it's not like you can simply scrape yourself together on Sunday, give your regards to Zombie Tupac, and just hit the road. No, in order to get proper closure on the whole thing, you need a little bit more of everything you love about Coachella, and that means music, BBQ, strong drinks, and a pool party. Luckily, VICE and the new videogame Dishonored teamed up to give you everything you needed before it was time to get back to the real world. More»