If you're having one of those perfect, optimistic days that restores your faith in humanity, you might want to skip reading this. Or don't, because after the news broke late last night that the L.A. Beerathon has been shut down by the Grinches at the California Alcoholic Beverage Control, I just don't know what to believe in anymore. More»

Oh man, this is a bummer. According to reports on LA Weekly affiliated blog L.A. Slush (and now getting picked up all over town), The Music Box, the iconic and completely awesome live music venue at the Henry Fonda Theater seems to have been shut down overnight. Yes, what you see on the left is what its marquee displays. More»

Signs that your swanky L.A. restaurant/nightclub is circling the drain:

1) The customers and partygoers begin to disappear.

2) The food is increasingly poorly reviewed.

3) Two reality-show fauxlebrity goobers who invested in you take all of your money and use it for travel, partying, and "multiple sexual encounters with various older men."

Wait, what was that last one again? More»

[This billboard promoting the end of the world can be found on the corner of Santa Monica Blvd and Highland via] So here's a likely scenario: you and you best buds are in the middle of a harmless, drug-fueled pansexual boner party on the streets of West Hollywood. Things are heating up, and you're juuuust about to call your local Planned Parenthood to see if you and your friends can get some 'just-for-fun' abortions afterward, when all of a sudden you feel a strange, unfamiliar feeling: guilt. You look up to the sky, and there, reaching up to the heavens, is a message—Judgment Day is coming. Like, tomorrow. Looks like you have a lot to make up for. More»