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— Natalie Portman [EW]
Just another example to add to the list of why we love Natalie Portman. Dig this woman! Not only is she killing it in the looks department, her refreshing sense of honesty makes us tingle a little bit.
It's not too often Hollywood (and Oscar-winning, we might add) starlets open up about what trees they smoked in college or what cleaning products they "accidentally" snorted up their face. Truth is folks, these people you're staring at on that glossy big screen are human. I know! Try not to be to shocked, at one time or another they were just regular Joes trying to share a laugh with their friends in their dingy digs, having no shame in consuming that left over Chinese food from two nights before.
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Styleture followed up this observation with a list of examples of L.A.'s literature-themed nightlife phenomenon. Although one can appreciate the list to a degree (Michael Mina's XIV was inexplicably selected??) there were some curious omissions like these that might make you raise your WTF eyebrow. Go HERE to see what we think they missed!
We had no idea how much Adam Levine loved sporting the birthday suit! Evidently the state in which we saw him in those nearly X-rated ads that dropped today is nothing out of the ordinary for him. And we kind of love that his justification for walking around naked all the time is "I live in California."
Welcome to California, where the hot people walk around naked...
Go HERE to see Adam in all his glory in those ads we mentioned.
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Dear Jeff Lewis,
Congrats, you've just won our vote for best L.A. rain-related tweet thus far. Every other tweet we read is a slightly different version of the same complaint about traffic/rain (PS we're guilty, too) and it's getting old. But your biblical reference combined with overt shallowness for comedic value make yours far superior. The wrong people are probably offended by it, but that's just because they're dumb or not pretty, so they don't matter anyway. Thanks for being you.
xoxo,
Emily
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-Juliette Lewis on her starstruck moment.
-The Social Network star, Jesse Eisenberg to Time
Wait, so just Facebook me since I don't have your number, okay?

Jesse Eisenberg
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Gene Simmons, in response to Joy Behar's accusation that the KISS rocker stuck a wad of his gum under the desk he sat at during his appearance on her talk show. Not sure about you, but we believe his story over Behar's. Team Simmons all the way.

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Oh, how noble of Angelina Jolie to not buy into the whole plastic surgery thing, right?
Right?!
RIGHT?!
Oh, whoops.Too bad we have eyes and a memory.
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-Due Date director Todd Phillips on the power of Robert Downey Jr.'s history with his films' audiences.
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We all know the song Jay-Z is talking about but have you guys ever actually paid attention to the lyrics? Excuze-moi, not profound? Let's just take a look at the first half of the verse that opens the song, shall we?
"You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
Cause I don't fuckin' need 'em
Take 'em out the hood
Keep 'em looking good
But I don't fuckin' feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin'
Talking 'bout what's the reasons
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust and believe 'em
In a cut where I keep 'em
'Til I need a nut
'Til I need to be (in) the guts
The it's beep-beep and I'm pickin 'em up
Let 'em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist incuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks"
Mmkay, gonna stop there because I think I've made my point. That is some moving, deep stuff, Jay.