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via guestofaguest.com: It sounds silly but sometimes a quality tweet is enough to make you crack a smile during your rat race of a day. We've come up with a list of our favorite funny people with a knack for making us laugh in 140 characters or less. These are the comedians you should be following on Twitter. MORE>>

@jordanrubin I just added "The Social Network" to my Facebook likes and my computer exploded.
17 minutes ago via Twittelator
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@hipsterrunoff The new twitter seems to be effing 'killing it.'
35 minutes ago via web More»

@WillyVille Really LA!?!? Why!?

Yes, Wilmer Valderrama, really. This record-breaking heatwave has caused a swampass epidemic of unprecedented proportions. Don't worry, it's not just you. So after your turn standing in front of the open freezer or AC vent is over as you wait for the next rotation, see how your fellow Angelenos are reacting and coping with L.A.'s current Heatpocalypse via Twitter. And make sure you get to the last one, my personal favorite. It's just SO priceless, I promise! More»

@mrjoezee Let me know when Facebook is back up & working. I need to know who's single, who's engaged, who's breathing, who's tired and who's eating.
half a minute ago via web

@BarronHilton I find it funny how people say, "twitter is lame." yet they update their Facebook and BBM status like it's their job.
37 minutes ago via web More»

@rainnwilson Babies are idiots.
12 minutes ago via web

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@HarMarSuperstar After living in LA for 8 years I finally figured out downtown. Now what?
about 2 hours ago via web More»

@alexmagnetic I don't care if you're seven. If you try to change the station when billie jean comes on, you're getting hit. Stop crying.
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@SethMacFarlane Total douchebags really make me appreciate partial douchebags.
about 1 hour ago via Echofon More»

@seamburgey If I can walk by you and I can still smell fish fifteen seconds after u pass, its time to shower.
28 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter

@CelebSightings RIGHT NOW: Michael Rapaport @ M cafe on Melrose. Parked in handicap space, strolled in on cell phone. (Mon 1:26pm)
27 minutes ago via txt More»

@SarahKSilverman Hey homeless people, if you want help so badly then cute yourselves up like cutie homeless doggies.
24 minutes ago via Twittelator

@notbrodyjenner Some asshole just shook his glass in the air and barked, "low tide garçon, low tide!" This asshole also refers to himself in the 3rd person.
42 minutes ago via Twitterrific More»

@BeardoBeardo In a baby blow up pool sitting in my front yard.
about 1 hour ago via Echofon

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@BarronHilton There's a hornet in my shower...
31 minutes ago via web More»

@Mickey__Rourke Jesus, you put ONE cigarette out on Howie Mandel's face and suddenly you're banned for life from America's Got Talent.
2 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

@charliebro Just because you finally decided to respond to 2 month old emails does not mean you have a job...
about 1 hour ago via Echofon More»

@spencerpratt starting construction on my cloning facility. I will make my own friends.
3 minutes ago via web
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@HarMarSuperstar I've been lying in bed trying to will a burrito from Poquito Mas here, but no luck. Guess I'll drive there.
about 2 hours ago via mobile web More»