Because We Have To: Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From Kris Humphries

by Emily Green · October 31, 2011

Well Jiminy Christmas! That was faster than even our cynical little minds had expected. In what we knew was only a matter of time, Kim Kardashian has officially filed for divorce from that guy who will recede right back into total irrelevance at the end of the New Jersey Nets' bench after just 72 days of holy matrimony.

When I think about how something so beautiful as a Kardashian's relationship with a pro athlete could be so fleeting, a single tear silently rolls down my cheek. And to think about all those offensively absurd wedding presents they got... what's to become of those?? Oh, the humanity.

I actually pity Kris Humphries. After all, the Kardashians are very close with Robert Shapiro so I imagine this process will probably be a painful as possible for the poor doofus. According to TMZ, here's what we know:

Kim Kardashian cited "irreconcilable differences" in her divorce filing today

She wants Humphries to pay his own legal fees for the divorce proceedings

She wants the court to reject any possible attempts by Kris to get spousal support

She has a prenup!!

She's enlisted divorce shark Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Maria Shriver

So much for that $10 million wedding...

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries

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