Charles Barkley On How To Send Perverted Texts

by Emily Green · December 20, 2010

Former NBA star Charles Barkley is generally busy giving his expert opinion on basketball, but did you know he's also an authority on sexting? During a recent appearance on XJOX radio he shared some profound convictions on the whole Brett Favre lewd text scandal, and says the footballer did it all wrong:

"My biggest problem with the whole Brett Favre thing is, if you're going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can't send small junk to a woman and expect anything."

Wait, wait, so like, how big are talking here...?

Charles Barkley

What? C'mon Charles don't you think that's a little extreme? No one is that big.

"Seriously, you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of those other porn stars. If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn't be small. That's one of the Ten Commandments."

Guys, are you paying attention? This is some sage advice—take it from an athlete who knows what women really want.

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