...Aaaaaaaannd we are back with another installment of Lindsay Lohan courtroom fashion as our mainest hot tragedy currently sits in a preliminary hearing for felony grand theft in the case of that goddamn necklace. Today's outfit, however, is painfully unremarkable. A downright disappointment. For a normal person, it's not terrible, but we expect more from Lindsay. What happened today, girl? You on your P-dot? Where's the Chanel cleavage? Or skin-tight mini dress? You're giving us no skin whatsoever, although I do think I see a toe. [Photo via]
[Photo via] I for one, do not appreciate her withholding like this, it's just rude because you know she has a whole room full of borderline-slutty designer outfits yet she decides on blue sailor slacks, a black long-sleeve t-shirt and that scarf?? Also, just wondering why are we carrying two purses...? She looks like she's doing a walk of shame from the ladies book club meeting the morning after, not on her way to plead her innocence and throw herself before the mercy of the judge as the rest of us watch. Wait, is that even her???
Hey, scarf girl, if you see Lindsay can you please tell her we miss her and need her to get her shamelessly inappropriately attired butt back here STAT. And let her know that we expect her to skank it up a notch to compensate for today. Maybe something involving visible nipples, just throwing that out there. Thanks.
As for the rest of us, let's take a stroll down memory lane of Lindsay's previous court date ensembles from "Free Lindsay! (And Her Courtroom Outfits) Pt. I."
April 22, 2011; March 10, 2011
February 23, 2011; February 9, 2011
May 24, 2010
October 16 2009; September 24, 2010
July 6, 2010
July 20, 2010
And just because, here's one more of her in that fierce white dress...