Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez

As you may or may not know, it was a pretty busy weekend for Justin Bieber. The singer/dancer/rapper/Ellen lookalike is currently under investigation for an incident that supposedly occurred on Sunday afternoon in the Commons in Calabasas, where he is accused of having punched a papparazzo who tried to block Bieber with his car in order to snap photos of him. Now, there's plenty that defies logic with this story, including the part where Justin Bieber physically assaulted a grown man, but assuming for a moment that this part is indeed true, I think I might have an explanation. Maybe the photographer was just trying to ask Justin what the hell is up with those sweatpants. Because I certainly don't get it any more than he must have.