Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Larsa Pippen, Kourtney Kardashian [via]
Over the weekend, America's favorite Armenian bride-to-be and that dude whose name also starts with a 'K' she's locking down next month got paid to celebrate had their bachelor and bachelorette parties in Vegas. But not even a the canals of the Venetian Las Vegas Casino could keep these lovebirds away from each other for too long. Kim Kardashian eventually ditched her party at Tao to crash Kris Humphries' bros-only throwdown at Lavo. So whose farewell to singledom was better? A look at photos from the night reveals Kim's was the clear winner on that front. Let's observe:
(Wo)Man of the Hour
Kris Humphries [via]
Kris is surrounded by plump bros in collared shirts he may or may not have just met for the first time. He's drinking water.
Kim is wearing a celebratory sash and surrounded by friends and sisters who are showering her with money to remind her who the breadwinner in her marriage will be. Hope she made him sign a prenup!
In case you're having trouble seeing what's happening on top of Kris' cake, it's a photo of him next to the words "Property of Kim Kardashian... FOR LIFE!" How ominous. I'm assuming they meant Kris and not the cake. Let's hope that was made clear for her sake. I mean that as a friend. No girl should ever have to waddle down the aisle.
Kris Humphries, Scott Disick [via]
Malika Haqq, LaLa Anthony [via]
Kissing a mini chocolate erect penis? A pleasant stroll in the park on a gorgeous spring day compared to sharing an awkward man kiss with Patrick Bateman's loser twin brother. They're not even in the same dimension.
The Family Portraits
Scott Disick, Kris Humphries, Rob Kardashian, Lamar Odom [via]
Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian [via]
Lamar and Rob really need to work on their communication skills. Had they had a conversation about their outfits for the night, they could've avoided both choosing purple motifs. The ladies, on the other hand, all chose different colors so as not to steal a certain insane stagemom's purple thunder.
Scott Disick, Rob Kardashian [via]
Wait! How did Kris manage to get a reservation at Dorsia for the guys?!? Still, any dinner is always better if there are little people in shiny black short-shorts on the table. Just look at those feet.... [Photo via]