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Clearly, LiLo's obsession with Marilyn Monroe has yet to dissipate, although she really ought to start pursuing the things Marilyn accomplished other than acting and modeling, like having affairs with Presidents. I doubt Barack would be down since he's already got a pretty awesome wife, but if Newt makes it, you know he'd be all over her. Hell, I might even have to vote for him if there's a chance of this happening. Can you imagine the SNL skits?
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