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What you have to remember about Coachella parties is that there's no such thing as second best. Thursday to Sunday, late night show to poolside rager, each event is produced by serious talent, with serious funding, and is meant to be the best party of the year. All of which brings us to The Saguaro Hotel in Palm Springs on Saturday, where L.A.'s premiere "hedonistic polysexual dance party" A Club Called Rhonda took their show on the road for an insane bacchanal better known as Rhonda, Queen Of The Desert.