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Day One Highlights
  • Breakfast at Burger King: 362 days out of the year, eating breakfast at BK means you're either a homeless person or you're at the airport. But that doesn't make the Croissan'wich any less sinfully delicious. Treat yourself.
  • Some 90's Band: Everyone's going to pretend they used to love this band and that this somehow makes them cooler than you. Don't give them the satisfaction.
  • People Adjusting Their Drugs In The Security Line: Oh god, they're checking there today? Shit shit shit....
  • Dubstep At Noon: If there's no right time for dubstep, then by definition, there's no wrong time either.
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