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If big penises coming right at your face is your idea of a good time, your nightlife options have historically been limited to certain types of bars and clubs and the occasional gas station bathroom, but rarely, if ever, a upscale bookstore. Well, last night at Taschen in Beverly Hills, that dynamic was changed forever with the introduction of a bold new 3-dimensional experience: The Big Penis Book 3D.

Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like—a picture book of large penises, in 3D. If you find yourself wondering what the practical artistic merits of such a volume could be, you're probably not the target demographic. But those who are flocked to the opening gala, featuring penis-themed cocktails (is that redundant?), free condoms, author signings, and several Freddie Mercury look-alikes. But, wait, you ask, was Ron Jeremy there, perhaps flanked by some dudes with naked buttcheeks? Well now, that's a silly question:

Ron Jeremy

And I hope you weren't wasting any time worrying about whether or not there was a fierce tranny DJ:

It's almost like you've never been to a 3D penis-themed book launch party before!

But what about the book itself? Well, early reviews were positive, with readers raving that it more than upheld the high standards established in previous volumes such as The Big Butt Book and The Big Book of Breasts 3D, so really, you can't go wrong—just choose the book associated with the body part you like the best. But don't be fooled by imitations—the Amazon reviews for 199 Vaginas suggest that it kinda stunk by comparison. I mean, nothing like the Pink Taco or anything...