I don't even want to make jokes about it anymore. I just want to cry. I want to be the One-Teared Native American lamenting the garbage strewn at my feet, but I can't. I'd never been to Supperclub before this night and no one warned me, but basically it's like going to the zoo.

Thank god I had my camera phone. Been whipping this out to show everyone I know for two days now and I'm still laughing, thought you should see it too before the weekend.