It wouldn't be a Beyond Wonderland without at least one New Low! And before we can even see this duder's Ed Hardy shorts, he's already struck out looking. Promotional energy drink clothing? Strike one. Self-aggrandizing and not terribly clever novelty t-shirt? Strike two. A dog tag necklace that pretty much guarantees that he's never served in the military? A big strike three, and he's out! The silver lining on this dark gray cloud of douche? This fine young gentlemen is almost certainly from Orange County, and probably doesn't make too many expeditions up into our fair city. Guess I'll see you at Sharkeez, bro!
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