New Low: Titties & Tears Outside The Colony

by Emily Green · December 13, 2010

We're so grateful for this next New Low sent in by a reader. It involves not one but TWO separate incidents that could each stand alone as their own New Low. However, since it all took place at around the same time in front The Colony, the two together speak to the general scene that night, so it only makes sense to bring you the tragedies in one sitting. Enjoy!

"We were outside of Colony... it was a zoo, a crowd of people trying to get in... i hear everyone yelling at "Big D" the doorman, [which just happens to be #1 on our list of What Not To Do To Get Into The Colony]. Then, right across from me there is this tall, blonde girl pulling down her sweater dress and exposing her nipple... all the while, she is yelling for D's attention... Whether she was intentionally showing her nipple or not, who knows? But it was a pretty chilly night, so I don't see how she wouldn't notice her breast was exposed to the cold (FYI, D never looked her way)."

And there's more!

"To make matters worse, a girl to my right was whining "D, D. D... oh my god, I can't believe I have been waiting here for an hour and half! It's my birthday!" and theeeeeeeen... TEARS start rolling down her cheeks as she starts to sob (D never looked her way, either)... he proceeded to let his friends in, let my girls and I in... and who knows what happened to titty-girl and teary-girl!."

Send Us Your New Lows! (...Or Highs)

Have you experienced or bore witness to a new low in L.A. nightlife?  Did you see someone pick a cigarette up off the nightclub's bathroom floor and put it back in their mouth? Was there a particularly unpleasant encounter with the doorman at a bar? Tell us! We want your stories from last night. Send us your New Lows (or New Highs) to emily.green@guestofaguest.com.