Our own Chateau Marmont has a long and famous history of guests and patrons' outrageous behavior. The storied hotel above the Strip seems to attract, even demand, those who visit abandon the mores of society in order to leave a lasting impression. It's often referred to as the place to go when you want to misbehave. Paz de la Huerta's post-Golden Globes shitshow the other night is just one example that happened to be documented. But we can use her, as well as some of our own footage of New Year's Eve to illustrate the 10 telltale signs of when it's time for a girl partying at Chateau to call it a night:
i) Also, if she makes the person holding her up fall over with her.
2. If she can't speak whole sentences, distinct words and/or is only capable of slurred, borderline coherent utterances.
3. If she's sloppy and her friends and everyone who knows her at the bar/party are nowhere in sight for an extended period of time (i.e. the duration of the night) and she seems totally unfazed by this.
a) Completely oblivious to it.
b) Doesn't care once she becomes aware of it and does nothing about it.
7. If she needs to squint to text/is doing the one-eyed text.