Adventures In Being Sub Standard

by guestofaguest · April 14, 2011

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Weekly party at the Purple Lounge?! Sure, it's about 10 years too late for that to sound cool but whatevs, at least it's not the Hollywood Zoo Supperclub. Count us in! Let's be retro about it. Get down with Sub Standard, the sexy Tuesday night dance party where you can get into the throwback spirit and party like it is literally 1999.

Get funky with some 60s, 70s and 80s jams and a full hour of free (FREE!!!) vodka beverages to wash away all of your sins from the night before only to repeat them as your night unfolds. And always make sure you DRESS TO IMPRESS like these kids:

Hey! "Pete & Pete"!! Nice of Nickelodeon to let you out for a night of a little debauchery.

Dude that wasn't funny.

WHOA! Nice LED lights on your skirt.

SHE IS NOT HAPPY. WE ARE SCARED. WE'RE GOING TO SNAP THIS FAST BEFORE THAT MARTINI ENDS UP IN OUR FACE.

Hi, my hand is covering my face so you can get a real good glimpse of my smurf color manicure, do you dig it? We dig it.