Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos is an "Access Hollywood" host and the pride of Medford, Massachusetts. I went to Medford once in 8th grade, because my friend James said he knew a place where we could get illegal copies of Playstation games. Instead, we got mugged by an Asian street gang. The place we were trying to go also got busted in a kiddie porn ring a few months later, so, y'know, that probably worked out for the best. (EDIT: It was actually Malden where we went. Medford sucks too.)