Yes, when future generations of Iowans drive by Hollywood and Highland in their tour buses, perhaps some young boy will nudge his parents and ask, "Dad, who the hell is David Guetta?" Naturally, Dad won't have a clue (he's really more of a smooth jazz guy), but since this is the future, the iPhone 15's version of Siri will actually be good by then, and it will explain that David Guetta is actually a French guy named Pierre who produced dance music for Flo Rida and the Black Eyed Peas.

"The Black Eyed Peas," the kid will say, "we learned in history class that they were arrested for Noise Treason and shot directly into the Sun."

This is, of course, only my assumption of how the details of the future will play out. But I'm an optimist.