Harvey Weinstein

First, the man of the hour. The great thing about Harvey (other than his overall ridiculous business acumen and constant ability to find The Next Huge Indie Hit) is that he's so grizzled that he can actually wear nice clothes and still seem more rugged than Clint Eastwood smoking an entire pack of Marlboro Reds at once. Then again, you battle with The Mouse (Disney) for a decade and see how you end up looking.