"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Halloween Costume Do's & Don'ts

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DO Wear A Costume (Even If You're Famous)

Let me clarify: if this is just some guy in a very good Mekhi Phifer costume, then he deserves nothing but credit. If, however, this is the real Mekhi Phifer and he just hasn't bothered to wear a costume, then shame on you, Mekhi Phifer. There is never, and I repeat, never, any excuse for not wearing a costume on and around Halloween. Even people with critical, serious jobs, like ER doctors and drug dealers, still wear costumes. Therefore, playing these things on TV (Paid In Full is a great movie, but still) does not exempt you.

And saying "I'm going as myself," and all related jokes, stopped being funny in the 2nd grade. Have some self respect, for god's sake.

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