Pick A Showpiece

While it could be reasonably assumed that your average hipster outfit was assembled by a blind person in a dark room, this is not at all the case. In fact, despite not meeting traditional standards of "matching," there is nevertheless a very careful coordination between articles of clothing that must be achieved, and this begins with selecting the part of the outfit that you want people to notice first. In this case, we've opted for the cactus-themed 80's sweatshirt featuring every color you might see if you ate Del Taco and then got sick.