In case you forget the details of this bacchanal, a quick recap: Petra, the UK's favorite helicopter-shopping, yacht-tanning heiress, had an Italian countryside wedding to this goober in late August. The obvious comparison, of course, would be to Kim Kardashian, another silver-spooner who married, um, down a bit (NB: that's the valet in the above photo, not James), but based on overall lavishness, Kim may as well have worn ripped overalls and had Bruce Jenner pointing the shotgun at Kris.