"I have this mustache, and the reason I have this mustache is, when I was young, my father had a mustache…growing up, it embarrassed me. I'm expecting a child in December…I decided to grow out this mustache, so when we take photos…my boy or girl, whatever it is…they will be embarrassed. So I am now thinking of ways to embarrass my unborn child."

by guestofaguest · August 12, 2010

-Jason Schwartzman on becoming a father.