Okay, so by Miley Cyrus' logic, "Party In The U.S.A." is meaningful and not about partying and clubbing, do we have that straight? So these lyrics:
Get to the club in my taxi cab Everybody's lookin at me now Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks? She gotta be from out of town"
...aren't exactly what she just described... Must be opposite day.