"I want to count for something. Not in the name of God or any religion but in the name of self-dignity. I feel I’m a clown, I’m a joke. I just want to do nice things so my kids can respect me. I want to live in a hut in Burma.”

by Emily Green · August 16, 2010

-Mike Tyson on his plans to become a missionary

Mmmkay... Because kids really appreciate being uprooted from Western civilization to go live in a hut in Burma. Bless his heart...

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