"...I was talking with a friend about the future -- you know, acting is so capricious. There are certain actors who can get anything they want, like if we said, 'Let's get a pizza right now,' and called and it arrived. I'm not in that rank."

by Emily Green · September 28, 2010

-Jason Schwartzman on his limitations as an actor, but how this conversation in which he told his friend his dream of playing detective started to come true three weeks later when he met Jonathan Ames.

Ted Danson, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Schwartzman Ted Danson, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Schwartzman on the set of "Bored to Death"

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