Sorry, Jessica Simpson, you seem to be a bit confused. That VH1 reality show where you travel the world to learn various cultures' meaning of beauty you hatched up with Papa Joe is not like missionary work. At all. Far from it, in fact. Spreading the Gospel of Vapid Ditziness to the far corners of the earth is kind of like the opposite of missionary work. We're glad you've found your calling in documenting your Global Adventures In Being An Imbecile, however, saying such a thing is insulting to missionaries everywhere but forgivable since you don't know any better.