"Katy, that little cow, keeps calling me a bridezilla. I sent Katy a picture [of myself wearing a wedding dress as a costume] and she put it on the internet and goes, 'oh look at him he's obsessed with this wedding.' I'm trying to think of a way to get revenge. Let me tell you there are photos of her on my phone that could go nuclear."

by Emily Green · May 7, 2010

"...I'm so tempted but I feel I'm going to need my testicles for the future."

-Russell Brand on his engagement to Katy Perry and the photo of him in wedding dress she tweeted.

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