"There are a few things I can't do any more. I don't want to work in the snow. I don't want to work on the water. I don't want to work in the desert. And I don't want to work in musical comedy. I really suck at all those things. I'm really crabby when I'm uncomfortable or I get some sand in my shorts."

by guestofaguest · May 28, 2010

-Bruce Willis is putting his foot down [via]

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