“To me, there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.”

by Emily Green · September 15, 2010

-Woody Allen to David ItzKoff of the NY Times

In other words, a fortune cookie carries the same weight as the New Testament, so try tacking on "in bed" to the end of some scripture and see what fun that can be!

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