"If I were to ever, God forbid, get hurt onstage and my fans were screaming outside of the hospital, waiting for me to come out, I'd come out as Gaga [...] Michael [Jackson] got burned, and he lifted that glittered glove so damn high so his fans could see him, because he was in the art of show business. That's what we do. I don't even drink water onstage in front of anybody, because I want them to focus on the fantasy of the music."
Hear that, guys? You won't be catching Gaga sipping an Evian on stage -- it would make her look too mortal. Despite her kookiness, it's actually pretty refreshing when a celebrity owns their role and feels a sense of responsibility in the spotlight. We're so over the ones who bitch about being big stars and act like asses (ahem, Kristen Stewart. No one feels sorry for you!)