Jim Kleckner, a fellow tumblr, is on Day #11 of his stay at the Chateau Marmont. Thankfully, he is documenting his adventure for all of us to devour.

Day #11. Jim starts writing poetry again, but no one will ever get it because it is gibberish. Also, he still feels he has a lot to teach "these people" (room service guys):

Day #9: No one is allowed to talk to anyone at the Chateau, fuck holidays....

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Day #7. Wherever you are, there you find yourself:

Day #5.GPOYW (Glorious Photo Of Yourself Wednesday- It's a Tumblr thing, don't try and understand).

Day #4. White Slippers are made to be made dirty.

Day #3. I can smell Lohan.

Day #2. Walking barefoot in hotels causes disease.

Day #1. Only the best fruit at the Chateau.

Bonus! Every table at the Chateau is scratched!!!