Eavesdropping In: America Is Getting Really Fat; William & Kate Come To L.A. TODAY; The Sitch Leaves "Shore" House?; Michele Bachmann's "Sex Appeal"; NeNe Leakes' Son Arrested

by Emily Green · July 8, 2011

Statistics from 2008-2010 in a new comprehensive report called "F as in Fat" find the U.S. is getting even fatter, with sharp increases in obesity, Type 2 diabetes and high blood pressure. [LATimes]

Royal newlyweds Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, AKA William and Kate Middleton, touchdown in L.A. today. Try not to pee your panties. [KTLA]

First Vinny, now The Situation? What the hell is in the Ron Ron juice over at the "Jersey Shore" house that's making the cast drop like flies in the middle of filming season five? This is not okay with me. [PE]

In case you were wondering, conservative Tea Party champion Michele Bachmann has no problem with her supposed "sex appeal" being a reason to vote for her for president. [HuffPo]

You know Atlanta "Real Housewife" NeNe Leakes is raging—just going totally ape—right now at news that her son Bryson was arrested for shoplifting and probation violation last night. [TMZ]