Eavesdropping In: Awesomely Enraged Steve Jobs Bio Quotes Leaked; The Sitch Launches His Clothing Line; Bay Area Gets 2 Quakes In A Day; Navy Busts 64 Sailors For Fake Weed; Lindsay Lohan Reports Early To Morgue Duty

by Emily Green · October 21, 2011

Some awesome and fiery Steve Jobs quotes regarding Apple's patent lawsuit over the Android from Walter Isaacson's highly anticipated biography, Steve Jobs, have leaked, including, "Our lawsuit is saying, 'Google you fucking ripped off the iPhone, wholesale ripped us off.'" [HuffPo]

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has launched his own clothing line, Situation Nation, which TMZ describes as "inspired by Jimmy Buffett's Key West leisure wear line" and shockingly doesn't feature a single bedazzled dragon in the lot. [TMZ]

The San Francisco Bay Area got a bit of a shaking up yesterday with two separate earthquakes too small to cause damage, the same day of the "The Great California ShakeOut," a state-wide drill to practice and prepare for a very big earthquake. [LATimes]

U.S. navy discharges 64 sailors, 49 of which belonged to the aircraft carrier that buried Osama bin Laden at sea, for using and distributing a drug called "Spice," a synthetic marijuana that mimics the effects of bong rips. [KTLA]

After being turned away yesterday for showing up late to her court-ordered community service at the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office, Lindsay Lohan reported early at 5:30am to her scheduled 7am morgue clean-up duty this morning. [Radar]