Eavesdropping In: CA Wife Chops Off Husband's Penis; Rodney King DUI; S.W.A.T. Team Standoff With Ex-Queens Of The Stone Age Bassist; TV Legend Sherwood Schwartz Dies At 94; Ryan Reynolds & Charlize Theron?

by Emily Green · July 13, 2011

Garden Grove wife drugs husband's dinner, cuts off his penis, and—excuse me while I dry-heave—puts it down the garbage disposal, tells cops he "deserved it." [LATimes]

Rodney King is out on bail after being arrested for DUI yesterday afternoon in Moreno Valley. [KABC]

Former Queens of the Stone Age bassist Nick Oliveri arrested, found with loaded rifle, after an over four-hour standoff with a S.W.A.T. team at his L.A. home following an altercation with his girlfriend. [TMZ]

TV legend Sherwood Schwartz, creator of "Gilligan's Island" and "The Brady Bunch" among others, dies of natural causes at 94.

Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron may or may not be dating. [HuffPo]