Eavesdropping In: Healthcare Reform To Make You Thin And Pale, Sandra's Silver Lining, Linsday Lohan Actually Eats...Pavement

by Emily Green · March 24, 2010

How the healthcare bill will affect your diet and tanning habits [CNN]

At least Sandra Bullock had a prenup. [E!]

Lindsay Lohan eats it in a fall that mirrors her career's. [Gawker]

Octomom: Animal Rights Activist? [LA Weekly]

Tim Burton might direct an Addams Family 3-D opus. Johnny Depp's a natural for Cousin It, right? [Deadline]

California releasing many of its inmates... [NYT]

...Just in time for a vote on legalizing weed! [LATimes]