Eavesdropping In: L.A. Beach Bathrooms Cut Hours; Suspect Takes Life In 18-Hr Sylmar Standoff; Elton John Makes Lady Gaga A Godmother; Maksim Drops Kirstie On DWTS; Japan Seawater Radiation Millions Of Times Over Limit

by Emily Green · April 5, 2011

L.A. beaches cut public restroom hours, some only open weekdays or weekends, but thanks to Facebook and Twitter, you don't have to be shit outta luck [LATimes]

Following his shooting of an LAPD officer, an 18-hour standoff between police and Sergio O. Salazar in Sylmar ends in the suspect taking his own life [KTLA]

In case you were wondering, Elton John and David Furnish's baby boy will in fact have a female role model since Lady Gaga is his godmother [PE]

The moment America has been waiting for finally happened last night when Maksim Chmerkovskiy dropped Kirstie Alley during their performance on "Dancing With The Stars" [TMZ]

Japan implements radiation safety standards for fish after radiation levels in seawater surrounding Fukushima measures over 5 million times the legal limit [KABC]