Eavesdropping In: Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively Married; Rihanna, Jay-Z, Coldplay Perform Together At Paralympics; Taliban Vows To Kidnap, Kill Prince Harry; Inland Empire Reeks Of Rotten Egg; Jon Hamm Prefers To Freeball

by Emily Green · September 10, 2012

Green Lantern co-stars Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married in top-secret wedding in South Carolina last night where both Florence Welch and Bette Midler performed for guests. [Radar]

Coldplay, Rihanna and Jay-Z each brought the house down at the closing ceremony of the London 2012 Paralymics and joined together for a performance of Jigga's "Run This Town." [NME]

The Taliban is reportedly creating bogus Facebook profiles they are using to pose as hot chicks friending Australian soldiers to gather operations information such as current locations from geo-tagging. [KTLA] Also, the Taliban has declared its "Harry Operations" mission to kidnap or kill Prince Harry who just last week began a four-mouth tour in Afghanistan as a helicopter pilot in the British military. [TMZ]

The Inland Empire is officially characterized by an overwhelming foul odor similar to that of rotten eggs. [KABC]

All-around awesome dude Jon Hamm may not believe in wearing undies as he appears have gone commando during a weekend shopping trip to Barney's where his unrestrained package is very visible in his chinos. [The Superficial via Jezebel]

[Jay-Z, Rihanna, Chris Martin perform at the 2012 Paralympics closing ceremony via]