Eavesdropping Is What Guests Do Best...

by SARAH MANDATO · March 2, 2010

Tiger Woods finally returns home, asks, "Yo Elin, where my hoes?" [TMZ]

Kate Gosselin and Shannon Doherty among next season's Dancing with the Stars contestants. [JustJared]

Leno's return to nighttime opens a can of ratings whoop ass on Letterman. [DeadlineHWood]

OJ Simpson's court suit to be Smithsonian gift. What, the bloody glove wasn't available? [CNN]

Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman takes a low blow via Twitter. Klassy. [RadarOnline]

Postal Service might stop Saturday deliveries. Come on guys, we all battle hangovers. [CNN]

Save porn! [TheWrap]

Project Runway for Wii out today! Make it work! [WWD]