Twitteriffic Tweets: Evening Plans & Afternoon Comedy

by Emily Green · June 9, 2010

@Mickey__Rourke Some teenager just called me lame for not being on foursquare. As I choked him, I wondered what foursquare even is. about 2 hours ago via web - @peaches_g HANSON ARE PLAYING TONIGHT AT BARDOT. I AM SO, SO EXCITED. 3 minutes ago via web

- @gerihirsch excited for the reformation event tonight! come, come! rsvp info: 38 minutes ago via web - @shameheadboy Dear @perezhilton I hope your face melts all over your hideous dog. And I hope it hurts. Love, shane about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter

@rainnwilson You guys, the new Jessica Simpson collection is out! about 2 hours ago via web

- @StoneRokk I almost kicked an old man today cause he mouthed off to me from his "girly" Benz (sorry if any male followers drive an SLK) about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter - @Dirt_Nasty My new album"NASTY AS I WANNA BE" coming out August 10th has already been banned within a 250 yard radius of school zones and in Bolivia. about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter