Twitteriffic Tweets: Joel McHale Share's Seacrest's Password; Kristin Cavallari Thinks Semen Is A Food Group; Diablo Cody Wants You To Practice Safe Sex

by Emily Green · April 1, 2010

@joelmchale So sorry. I now finally have @RyanSeacrest 's actual twittr passwrd: "hairlesslittlechoirboybody". Tweet away. 33 minutes ago via UberTwitter

@rainnwilson I bought a book called 'Night' by Elie Wiesel thinking it was a sequel to Twilight. Apparently, there are worse things than vampires. about 1 hour ago via web

@KimKardashian I got 2 people sooo good for April Fools, almost gave my mom a heart attack, I felt so bad! 2 minutes ago via TweetGenius

@Dirt_Nasty Just had a 3some with Megan Fox and Brigette Neilson. April fools bitch about 17 hours ago via UberTwitter

- @diablocody I hope everyone's having an outrageous Holy Thursday! Drink responsibly and use a condom. about 1 hour ago via web

@KristinCav RT @OMGFacts: 1 tablespoon of semen has approx. 20 calories. Studies have shown semen cn help prevent depression, (cont) http://tl.gd/n3tk9 about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter