Twitteriffic Tweets: On Tanning, DJ Rivalry, Jessica Simpson's Literacy, Bay City's, & "Italian Stallions"

by Emily Green · May 12, 2010

@peaches_g lounging in the boiling la sun with @kirstyinsanity someone stage a tantervention were getting lobster-fied up in here! 7 minutes ago via UberTwitter - @StoneRokk Based on the info in your tweet, its obvious the music will be better at @LasPalmasNights RT @xandertarigo: Drai's tonight with DJ Cobra! 29 minutes ago via UberTwitter - @happycali Jessica Simpson reads? Really? You couldn't find anyone better, Kindle/Amazon? Team iPad. http://bit.ly/dDz7v4 #ipaddomination 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck - @bjpandabear Damn these bitches at baycitys are p I s e d about 1 hour ago via Echofon

- @Dirt_Nasty @samantharonson I pissed off my fellows Jews a lil, but as my great great Grandfather, Rabi Yudlovich said"I f I don', t laugh I'll cry" 5 minutes ago via web in reply to samantharonson - @coketweet The world would be a better place if stallion didn't rhyme with Italian. about 3 hours ago via web

- @ParisHilton Had the best time last night at The Victoria's Secret Party @DraisHollywood - So many sexy people and N.E.R.D. performed. Pharrell Rocks! :) 23 minutes ago via mobile web