Twitteriffic Tweets: Perez Weighs In On Rihanna's Tour Plans; Dirt Nasty Is Dirty; Sam Ronson Has A Mid-Life Crisis; Barron Hilton Wants A Sandwich

by Emily Green · April 5, 2010

@samantharonson It's all downhill from here. My life has peaked. about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter

- @BarronHilton The fact that Bay Cities is not open on Mondays truly upsets me. about 2 hours ago via web

@PerezHilton I love her, I really do, but I think that @Rihanna playing large arenas in America is a mistake. That tour will have a hard time selling! about 2 hours ago via web

@Dirt_Nasty Ill be in Hawaii gettin my coconuts sucked. Easy!! RT @thekidheartless: @Dirt_Nasty yoo.. u comin to the battles on MAY 8TH? about 3 hours ago via UberTwitter

@diablocody I just put Elizabeth Wakefield in a coma. Love playing "Sweet Valley God." #SVH about 3 hours ago via OpenBeak

- @sofifii @samantharonson I can't believe you are twittering from your dreams. So cool! about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter

- @LaurenConrad Just filmed with Kathy Griffin for My Life on the D list. Fell in love with her mother... Think it's the beginning of a beautiful friendship about 2 hours ago via web