@aplusk There is no reason why today can't exceed every expectation we have for it. Live love laugh! Yesterday, via Tweetie
@rainnwilson I hate the culture of evites. - about 2 hours ago via web
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@jordanrubin I'd last for about 6 seconds as King Midas before my dick was solid gold.
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@kimmyhuynh Fuck the mainstream, live your dream!
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