Darth Vader Helps You Practice Safe Sex!

by Emily Green · April 23, 2010

Our question is who doesn't need a Darth Vader condom? The french text translates to "I will not be your father!" How adorable. Supposedly this is real and sold in France, but who knows, it could totally be the product of some little adventure in photoshop when someone was bored.  Either way, one thing is for sure: this is definitely the work of a geek who thought mixing sex and Star Wars was cool.  Nothing like a little Vader to spice things up in the bedroom, right?

If this is real, hopefully the sexual partner of the dude who uses it is equally geeky, otherwise this could be a real deal breaker at a most inopportune moment... And then he brought out this condom with - I kid you not - Darth Vader on it, and that's when I knew I needed to get out of there, asap!

[Photo via likecool]