Cruising 101: How to “do it”

by guestofaguest · August 28, 2007


Ever wonder how to cruise at an Airport or your local truck stop?  Well, just take a page out of Minnesota Republican Senator Larry Craig's playbook:

"According to Roll Call, the arresting officer alleged that Craig lingered outside a rest room stall where the officer was sitting, then entered the stall next door and blocked the door with his luggage...[then] Craig tapped his right foot, which the officer said he recognized 'as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct.'"

We can only imagine the look on the cruising Senator's face after the officer told him he was under arrest.  We can then only imagine the look on his face after he immediately realizes that he has to tell his socially conservative voting constituency. 

Bets are being taken whether Craig will enter rehab a la Mark Foley.  In the meantime try and reconcile his voting history with his cruisin' habits:

1)Senator Craig has received much praise for his voting record from conservative groups including American Family Association, Concerned Women for America and the Family Research Council

2)1996 voted for Defense of Marriage Act (Stops Federal recognition of same-sex marriage, and allows states to ignore legal same-sex unions made in other states).

3)1996 voted against bill outlawing employment discrimination based on sexual orientation

4)Opposed having federal hate crimes bill cover gay and lesbian motivated hate crimes

 Hmmm...someone hasn't been very honest with themselves...