Sure, a now-inflated annual membership to "President" Donald Trump's Palm Beach social hive will garner you exclusive information about our country's various national security issues, and perhaps even a meal with a foreign leader or two, but it may also give you food poisoning. Sad!
According to a report garnered by the Miami Herald, Florida restaurant inspectors hit the Mar-a-Lago restaurant with a whopping 13 violations, including, on the more disgusting end, undercooled raw meat, improperly treated fish, and coolers that weren't in working order. This year's violations are a record for the members-only club eatery, which had just two in 2015 but 11 last year.
Eat at your own risk, fancy folks!
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